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"jmcquown" > wrote:

> I don't buy bottled water. Even when I travel, the Memphis airport still
> has regular drinking fountains. Oh, I could choose to pay $3 for a bottle
> of some water from someplace I've never been. One airport, they only sold
> bottled water. I kept the bottle and fill it from my tap before I travel.

I can't remember the comedian, but one I have on the radio a few times
has a routine where he talks about bottled water. He saying that the
French put one over on us about bottled water. Those Americans, they'll
buy anything.

Why would I buy bottled water when I can get it free from the tap?
(snorts about something else) Hey, give me a bottle of that stuff.
(takes a pretend sip) Hmmm, not bad. It tastes ... wet.

jt