Sheldon wrote:
> On Jun 6, 9:57?am, (Richard Tobin) wrote:
>> In article om>,
>>
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>>> I think Subway's Meatball Marinara (fully loaded) is the best sub on
>>>> their menu.
>>> Um, now that's an oxymoroon... there is no such thing as meatball
>>> marinara.
>> Evidently there is now.
>>
>> Presumably it's meatballs in a marinara sauce - what's oxymoronic
>> about that?
>
> Soon as meat is added to the dish it's no longer marinara... by your
> logic (illogic) adding tube steak to vegetarian beans the dish is
> still vegetarian.
>
> Perhaps if Subway's meatballs are anything like their other so-called
> meat products... they should call it Mystery Marinara.
>
> Sheldon
>

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