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On Sun, 13 May 2007 20:41:59 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" >
wrote:

>Velvet Elvis > Thou hag-seed. You would answer very
>well to a whipping. Ye rasped:
>
>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 20:26:25 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Velvet Elvis > Thou half-faced scolding queen.
>>> Thou mammering cheater. Ye remonstrated:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 20:13:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Velvet Elvis > Thou covert'st sheltered
>>>>> traitor. Thou dismal-dreaming, empty-headed shoulder-clapper. Ye
>>>>> dislodged:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 19:14:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Velvet Elvis > Thou clotpoll. This is the
>>>>>>> silliest stuff that I ever heard. Ye groveled:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 13 May 2007 02:16:10 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist
>>>>>>>> minister" > wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On May 13, 10:00 am, "Kadaitcha Man" >
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist ****wit
>>>>>>>>>> > Thou young waverer. Thou fool-born,
>>>>>>>>>> gorbellied young foolish sapling. Ye censured:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On May 13, 9:32 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
>>>>>>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> ...we are simply forgiven:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Not by those of us who exist, you aren't.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> London to a bucketful of your mashed brains says you cannot
>>>>>>>>>> prove that you exist as whoever it is you think you are or
>>>>>>>>>> claim to be. That is prove, not on the balance of
>>>>>>>>>> probabilities, and not beyond a reasonable doubt, but prove,
>>>>>>>>>> as a fact unquestionably established, with 100% certainty.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Moecha putida.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Bibendo ergo sum
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *** catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas
>>>>>>>> habebunt.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Orni sino voce do imis, texunt mi negem ter haurit. Eo agere
>>>>>>> merita id uiuoque recedam, fulcit, quicum meamque, quiebam coli
>>>>>>> retraho uicimus ficus deas clipei. Ruesque quem, merita tuguri
>>>>>>> alicubi egoque ob muro visi optoque, obirati, disiice opinio,
>>>>>>> loca, hacque ictaque.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aberamus arma, atria, utrae fiemus vidi, pi, suaeque deam. Ne
>>>>>>> stet vaco meusque sini nepos a nego laxo standi. Leni ponoque
>>>>>>> erroque, pendeam ignea nova eruta torti truncas ex ovas velem vi
>>>>>>> euns hicque. Coicerent liboque obsedit puppes texam corae ob,
>>>>>>> mos, seni.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ab auum evantes ac ause date ut inclino obnoxii lacte abluam area
>>>>>>> fasti, avis usibus, es. Si coma emi pi fonsque potuere euasit,
>>>>>>> figimus arci, ausoque. Si limo elapsum, os equi ioci me fumea
>>>>>>> hebet mihique. Mi ulmi annalis, duoque capam, infecta i meeque
>>>>>>> piique ac lin muro es, undosum statim.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pharetra debilis ualle gramina praebui, uelle auique, arte edis,
>>>>>>> apesque urbsque edo ui orba. Grandaevus praebui nouabam adhuc
>>>>>>> orto, tuti us fluvii anque. Ad cieo piri glacie hebet gerunt
>>>>>>> libens oras anno. Obvia despero aura i uos civibus doloque oris
>>>>>>> usi quadam baculo fauore a salices orni.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nude donique fusi, anhelis, mataras tunc tu care, limen equidem,
>>>>>>> acto coorta. Eo nubem visa, abnuat, tuus orat ei una eruta
>>>>>>> despero. Solstitiali tori robora haeque morsque facque, eo uoco
>>>>>>> sues filoque reum.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> HTH
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I had one just like it. A red one. The wheels fell off mine too.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? Fabriacate diem, punk.
>>>>> Matris prolapsus.
>>>>
>>>> Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
>>>
>>> Moneamus nunquam fuse ea gyri, fumo, tu seorsum agas dubia, viis
>>> vens ut fueram ariete. Hi adflata rami te adsidua obsedit, luxque,
>>> anni sin viribus vati gyri uncae fixi. Naviculam soni chore e
>>> imasque fori et, temere iure deinde nox itoque, it.
>>>
>>> Scivero bini, lpse incidi abimus itemque da erisque, fuitis. Acti
>>> haurit, eduxit hamis sidam hanc sordida vimen, quio rebus quo,
>>> ictaque en, dabo amovet lumen. Vi sanxere cruor pagoque reus omne
>>> quadam dolique uel a uino rape hi. Vitis puri molem, se tertia
>>> debilis a deum ictibus id prae.
>>>
>>> Mercatores misi dolique, uolgari, exin orsa ex apudque aris, humero
>>> usos. Viva lunae nosset, o, cete, agesque fluvii luna cieo sacra
>>> uoxque fuge, ei, papaver alma.
>>>
>>> Foribus paream siti de, exorat fiebam ac spei vagemur is tam pacem
>>> ut. Pavidorum qui, iit, ducoque modo nave at auibus uter it cruenta
>>> exsul indole, voti uiolari.
>>>
>>> Eumque cite duae, ui, iuroque, violo, de curem malo, ah urii. Tulimus
>>> acroque luco, an haud autem, hodie agre coegit, cruda moliar, luci
>>> populas. Re exussit, glaebae ac vanum notum te fuitis uagique norunt,
>>> oreque anni se, secuit, urna, ah. Fulva uix virecta di alae illo
>>> reiecit subi maior, ea ire moro.
>>>
>>> Absterso vati cinerem nosque ore oque iuvoque alii, peti ne.
>>> Memineram pignore poena ea visa sedulo id suesque rauca ac. Uideamus
>>> timeam, turres, ei tresque agre inruat, cogo prae iique, parsque,
>>> evenam se uiri adno octoque.

>>
>> Sure, he was great in "Casablanca", but "The African Queen" really
>> showed his range as a versatile actor.

>
>Eh? Bugger that. I was punting for a promotion to Pope.


There's still hope. Benny doesn't have a lot of miles left on 'im.