I guess we all realize that we've been had. I understand the real menu is

Pea soup
Filet of sole
Roast lamb with baby vegetables
White cake shaped like a rose

This sounds like a put-on, too. It's just what I would choose if I were
asked to name the most mundane food in each category.

Actually, I think this is what they're serving at the Senior Citizans Center
today.

Felice