On 2007-04-19, wrote:

> This purports to be an actual letter from the Smithsonian archives. A
> friend of mine who used to work at the Smithsonian has no doubt that
> the letter is legit.
>
> http://www.mentalsoup.com/mentalsoup/apolite.htm

Sure, _modern_ clams don't have teeth, but the ravenous man-eating
clams of yesteryear...?


Also, a cartoon:
http://xkcd.com/c250.html


And speaking of digging up gardens, monster badgers are terrorizing
Yorkshi

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04...teline_menace/

From that "link" you can learn a fancy word (musteline) as well as a
recipe (badger ham) which is illegal and will therefore become highly
esteemed and sought after.


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