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Default Lady Jane the Lard - Arse...(WAS:: I am now an official recipe

Gregory Morrow wrote:
> PeterLucas wrote:
>
>> "cybercat" > wrote in :
>>
>>> "Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
>>> thlink.net...
>>>> LadyJane babbles:
>>>>
>>>>> On the whole the recipe
>>>>
>>>> *What* recipe? You didn't quote it...do you have one hand up your
>>>> uterus or
>>>> something whilt posting? Pay attention, Lady Lard - Arse...
>>>>
>>>> --
>>> What a ****ing asshole you are. My God, you limp-dicked lousy excuse
>>> for a man. Do you HEAR yourself? You sound like a spiteful little
>>> underendowed 6th grader. Ugh.
>>>
>>>
>>>

>>
>> He could always claim that he was being affected by the full moon......
>> but that doesn't cut it for the rest of the month when he continues his
>> present trend.

>
>
> I'm feeling in a "flamacious" mood today...
>
> Actually I'm very fond of Lady Jane...her every post reeks, drips and exudes
> S - E - X ...
>
> For xmas she sent me a copy of _The Kama Sutra_, she inscribed it to me
> thusly:
>
> "Dearest Greggie: hoping you can visit Oz sometime for a bit of slap -
> and - tickle...signed your loving Lady Jane aka "Lover
> Lips...xoxoxoxoxo...".


Doubtless she had one hand up her uterus when she wrote it.

<for she surely knows that you're accustomed to solo slap and tickle>