levelwave wrote:
> I ruined dinner. I not only ruined dinner, I injured myself and most
> likely anyone who walks barefoot into the kitchen for the next three
> months.

Wow, what a night! You poor thing.

My last kitchen disaster happened in the driveway. Eight stitches
and permanent nerve damage. Sometimes I think my ex-wife was right
-- we're just asking for trouble when we insist on getting off the
couch and flailing our limbs around.

Serene