"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> TRUE.
>
> Tech support?
>
> Andy: The giganews usenet newserver crashed.
>
> Jessica: Did you disable your antivirus protection?
>
> Andy: I'll bet a year's salary it's your fault not mine.
>
> Jessica: You should call giganews.
>
> Andy: It's a comcast service provided to subscribers,
> giganews.comcast.net!
>
> Jessica: I can't help you.
>
> Andy: Can I speak to a supervisor?
>
> Jessica: There's no one here. Just the people who walk around to make sure
> we're doing our job.
>
> SHOOT ME!!!!!!
>
> Andy

Lucky you reached an American. Usually, when I need tech support they're
either from India, China or the Philippines, with names like Tammy, Cyndi or
Ron. Yeah, right

Dora