"Sonoran Dude" > wrote in message
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> Steve Wertz wrote:
>
>> I appreciate a good Texan joke as much as anyone, but that was
>> totally, and completely lame. You a Texan?
>>
>> -sw
>
> No, that is my opening line when ever I visit Texas on business and sit
> down at any local drinking establishment. Haven't gotten my ass kicked
> yet.

They're all too busy bragging about how many other asses they kicked....