Sheldon wrote:

> > I know a couple who never cook. They have an incredible kitchen with all
> > the best.
> > They go out for dinner every night of the
> > week. They don't drink or eat desserts. No appetizers. They just order and
> > entree each, and just water to drink.
>
> This is not the life style nornmal brained people aspire to. That's
> not eating out. They're depriving themselves of enjoying decent meals
> so they can afford to show off their phoney baloney pristine kitchen,
> etc. They have pristine brains too, unused. And there's no bragging
> rights to eating out every day anyway, only proves one has taste in
> ass disease, restaurant food sucks... and if they're that worried
> about the pennies that they can't order appetisers, desserts, and
> drinks all that proves is that they eat in crap holes and order the
> cheapest entrees from the local greazy spoon hash houses. There's a
> term for the money those pinheads save on food, kishka gelt... money
> derived from depriving ones stomach.

The husband doesn't have a clue about cooking. She is not much better. They
don't brag about going out for dinner every night. Given their lack of
talent in the kitchen, and lack of interest in cooking, it is just a matter
of fact in their lives. They do a little better than greasy spoons. They go
for Indian food, Thai, Italian. They drive to the restaurant, order their
dinner, eat, pay and leave the work to someone else. They are very nice
people. When they entertain they provide incredible food.... prepared,
served and cleaned up by someone else. They are not lazy. They both have
good jobs and make money. They are both quite talented in other things. In
their spare they buy old houses, envision a new look for them, pay someone
else to do the work and then rent them or sell them for a considerable
profit. They just don't like to cook and figure it is not worth their time
or money to do it themselves.

If there is ever some sort of catastrophe that causes all the local
restaurants to shut down they will be the first to starve. But I hope not.
They are nice people.