Anna Nicole Smith dies
Sheldon wrote:
>> Margaret Suran wrote:
>>> Dora, Neither Marcel nor I ever heard of her. Should we have
>>> recognized her name? On CNN, there is such fuss made over her
>>> untimely death. I am sorry that someone so young, with a new baby
>>> died, but I still have no idea who she is. RIP
>> You must live in a vacuum.
>
>>From the syntax, content, and timing, of Margaret's post I believe she
> knows very well who Anna Niclole Smith is... not that she knows her
> personally but she damn well knows WHO she is... but for whatever
> personal reasons she would rather disassociate herself from this very
> controversial celebrity. That upper case "N" ("Neither") tells me
> she's lying through her teeth... Marcel must be her credibility
> eunoch.
You mean "eunuch"?
Anyway, your conclusion is horseshit. Not everybody knew who that set of
jugs was, and not everyone who knew cared. Not everyone cares who the
Playboy Playmates are, not everyone follows the advertising for any
particular brand of jeans, not everyone glues themselves to the idiot
box and watches endless hours of "reality television," not everyone hung
on each tabloid report of the antics of publicity-craving buffoons.
And not everyone will mourn the passing of that increasingly desperate
sack of hair.
Too bad about the baby she left behind, but this WILL settle the
paternity mystery.
<maybe the little girl will benefit from the final inheritance
decision... shades of Christina Onassis?>
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