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"Fayth" > wrote:

> I'm a college student so I dont have very much time or money, but I
> would like to have a few recipes that I could make in an above-average
> college kitchen. My girlfriend comes over for dinner all the time, I
> would like something to surprise her with. Any ideas? My kitchen is
> fairly well furnished.
>
> Thanks, Jason

Are you interested in feeding her or in getting laid? If the latter, go
to her house and offer to cook dinner for her. Tell her to "sit on that
stool over there and look pretty." Make something she likes to eat but
doesn't fuss with herself. Engage her in pleasant conversation while
you clean up * dishes, pots and pans. And PUT THE DRIED DISHES AWAY,
fercripesake! Don't ASK me why this is such an emphatic statement.
After dinner's cleaned up, put on some romantic music and ask her to
come sit beside you. The rest is up to you and your imagination.
She'll be eager to have your way with her. "-) As my SIL says, "A
peanut butter sandwich tastes great if someone else makes it!"
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