On Jan 31, 10:59 pm, "Fayth" > wrote:
> I'm a college student so I dont have very much time or money, but I
> would like to have a few recipes that I could make in an above-average
> college kitchen. My girlfriend comes over for dinner all the time, I
> would like something to surprise her with. Any ideas? My kitchen is
> fairly well furnished.
>
> Thanks, Jason

Oh geez, dispense with all of the romantic shit and just invite her
over for dinner. When she walks in the door, slap your cock on the
table and yell IT'S DINNERTIME, BITCH!! and when her jaw drops in
shock, that's your cue to make your move.

If all else fails, try roofies and some Cold Duck.

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