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"Virginia Tadrzynski" > wrote:



> Your turn, what have you substituted in a pinch? Discuss.

Standing joke in our house. My wife says she is making tacos. Do we
have any shells? No. Hard to substitute.

Standing joke in our house. We were about 20. My wife is mushing this
plastic thing of taco sauce. I ask her not to, about three times. She
says it isn't a problem. Poof! It's all over me. It hurts. I live a
mile away, and have no transportation other than my feet. We are now
about three times older. I don't forget.