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Ubiquitous

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(Ubiquitous)

>> If your turkey isn't brown enough, melt some butter and dump
>> everything you can find full of sugar into it, like rum. The butter
>> and sugar will caramelize, so if you paint it onto the turkey, it will
>> look cooked and no one will know. Well, until they bite into that
>> caramel turkey, that is.
>
>I saw part of this episode. And just when I thought I had recovered from
>SLop's layer cake with the top layer done in iced cupcakes. I don't know
>which show the cupcake thing was on but it wasn't this one. Her browning of
>the turkey almost did me in. She would have been better off slapping some
>varnish on the poor bird.

It probably would have tasted better, too.

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