zxcvbob wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
> > zxcvbob wrote:
> >> wrote:
> >>> I have been asked to cook a large Gumbo for an event by my brother. 80
> >>> quarts to be exact. After much deliberation it is apparent that the
> >>> challenge is really in preparing the rice. My best estimate right now
> >>> is somewhere around 15 lbs of rice.
> >
> > Cooking the rice is the easiest part... wait'll you try to tackle 80
> > qts of gumbo.
> >
> >> Basically, cook it like you would pasta. I tried that with brown rice a
> >> few days ago and it turned out much better than steaming it.
> >
> > Do you have any idea what size pot you'll need to cook 15 pounds of
> > rice like pasta, think cooking 15 pounds of pasta... a small orca could
> > swim in it... think about 100 quart pot.
> >
> > You've obviously never cooked more than 1 cup of rice at a time. RFC
> > is always hilarious when someone asks about cooking large quantities.
> > Please don't entertain the concept of how to handle 15 pounds of rice
> > after it's cooked, I wouldn't want you to have a stroke.
>
> I've never cooked more than about 2 or 3 cups of rice at a time, and when I
> did I wished I had just cooked 1 cup :-)
Whut I said.
> I think one could probably cook it in a 20 quart pot if he did it in 2
> batches.
The OP probably has one ordinary residential stove... didja ferget the
80 qts of gumbo... adn by the time the second batch is cooked the first
batch has congealed into adobe.
> 20 quart pots are usually very thin stainless steel, or kind of
> thin aluminum, so it'll have to be cooked with excess water to keep it from
> burning.
Oh bullshit... you really think commercial cookware is made of Reynolds
wrap.
> The whole 15 pounds might could be cooked in a 20 or 24 quart pot
> at once, but I wouldn't want to try to drain it.
You said to cook rice like pasta.... do you really think you can cook
15 pounds of pasta in a 24 qt pot... and there'd be no draining, you'd
have 24 quarts of library paste.
> Maybe it could be scooped
> out with a big sieve and transfered to Bigass™ electric roasters.
Just shut the **** up already before you're in a roaster... you sound
just like some certain dumb ass lying sidewinder WOP mother****er who
never even ran a lemonade stand... friggin dago chinky jesus-juice
asswipe.
> I forgot to mention the salt. A tablespoon per 2 or 3 pounds of rice
> cooked in excess water.
Trying to fake some black attired guido mamma jesus ****.. salt is in
her filthy papal crotch... lickity split it.
> Rice is cheap. Do a practice run first. Or maybe just contract with a
> local Chinese restaurant for 50 pounds of cooked rice. (cooked weight)
Rice A Roni Moron... I got yer practice run... suck this!
Stop lying... move on to one of the OT threads where you may know
something... they're always talking bi-polar garbage, you'll fit right
in with the rest of the ****ing bi-polar frauds. All yoose Bobs the
same, retarded liars... never met a Bob yet who had an IQ higher than a
snake's belly or more integrity than a cockroach. Only thing lower is
a D'Wayne.. the "DW" is for Disingenuous Worm.
Robert is a mirage... it's Rob it! You're a THIEF!
Sheldon