A friend e-mailed this to me -- probably an urban legend, but
still funny:

Whose grandma is this?

(This is a true account recorded in the police log of Sarasota,
Florida.)

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use
it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags
into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so
shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same
reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and
two 12 packs in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
further down the parking lot.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to
report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He
pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,
less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a
large handgun.

No charges were filed.

Moral of the story:

If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable.

--
"Little Malice" is Jani in WA
~ mom, Trollop, novice cook ~