Had to laugh
One time on Usenet, "jmcquown" > said:
> Little Malice wrote:
> > One time on Usenet, "jmcquown" > said:
> >
> >> I checked out behind a woman at the Super WalMart (I was buying a
> >> little carrier for the cat I'm taking to the vet and then on to a
> >> no-kill shelter later today). She had all sorts of chips, dips,
> >> bags of cheese puffs and microwave popcorn... and a tub of Smart
> >> Balance, which is allegedly a cholesterol-lowering butter substitue.
> >> I wonder, on what did she plan to spread this stuff ?
> >
> > Perhaps the snack foods were for her family and the margarine was for
> > her, or vice versa...
>
> You know where little missy Lynnette just went, don't you? Her and her
> goddanged sister, too.
<Blink> Um, I have no idea what you're talking about, Jill...
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"Little Malice" is Jani in WA
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