One time on Usenet, "jmcquown" > said:

> I checked out behind a woman at the Super WalMart (I was buying a little
> carrier for the cat I'm taking to the vet and then on to a no-kill shelter
> later today). She had all sorts of chips, dips, bags of cheese puffs and
> microwave popcorn... and a tub of Smart Balance, which is allegedly a
> cholesterol-lowering butter substitue. I wonder, on what did she plan to
> spread this stuff ?

Perhaps the snack foods were for her family and the margarine was for
her, or vice versa...

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"Little Malice" is Jani in WA
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