Had last night with frogs' legs and toes:

Evil but equally boggling red. Spews buttered popcorn, over-ripe hot
dog water and scant cactus. Hints of horse hair followed by seawater,
smoked cheddar and bashful Mars bar. Had a long nose which increased
remarkably when I answered Gepetto's questions inaccurately. Hopped-up,
almost fat. Premature and unripe. A mouthfull of hair-spray, limp
orange jello, cheetos, longingly elegant Baby Ruth bar, light
super-glue and total absence of dishwater . Drink now through Tuesday.