Oh pshaw, on Sun 08 Oct 2006 08:15:39a, jmcquown meant to say...

> zxcvbob wrote:
>> Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
>>> "Nancy Young" >
>>> :
>>>
>>>> Unfortunately I'd forget about it sometimes and really, it's no
>>>> fun finding old meat in your purse when you're looking for your
>>>> wallet.
>>>>
>>>> nancy
>>>
>>> Years ago I was on my way home from the store. I got rear ended.
>>> Naturally the groceries were in the trunk. Of course the trunk was
>>> smashed to the point I couldn't open it. I was too stupid to pry it
>>> open or have someone pry it open. A day or 2 later and the ground
>>> beef smelled disgusting.
>>>
>>> Michael
>>>
>> That's why you shouldn't buy ground beef at the stupidmarket. HTH ;-)
>>
>> Bob
>
> So you're saying buying beef cuts in order to grind your own prevents
> rear-end collisions?

Apparently, if the beef carcass is mounted behind the trunk of the car, it
acts as a cushion for the car behind to bounce off of. :-)

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