Signs You're a Lousy Cook
* Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a
fire siren.
* Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes
like.
* Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs
forks and follows him.
* Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.
* You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy
poodle.
* Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over
for dinner.
* Your kids got suspended from school for trying to smuggle toxic waste
in their lunch bags.
* Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.
* No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns bright purple.
* You burned the house down trying to make jelly.
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