Marcelino >, using stinkbait, trotlined in message
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Sung to the Tune of Rawhide

Keep trollin', trollin', trollin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them bubettes rollin', rawhide.
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope 'em, throw, and brand 'em.
Soon we'll be spankin side by side.
My hands a hardnen',
My subbie will be waitin',
Be waitin' at the end of my ride.

Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em on,
Move 'em on, head 'em up, rawhide!
Head 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in, rawhide!

The ending lyrics a

Keep trollin',trollin', trollin',
Though your shaft is swollen,
Keep them bubettes rollin', rawhide.
Through chains and cuffs and feathers,
Hell bent for leather,
Wishin' my sub was by my side.
All the things I'm missin',
Good spankins, love and kissin',
Are waiting at the end of my ride.

Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em on,
Move 'em on, head 'em up, rawhide!
Head 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in, rawhide!
RAWHIDE!!!