JimLane > wrote:
>PENMART01 wrote:
>
>>>So have them run a router and re-groove it after planing. No big deal.
>>>
>>>jim the jerk

Jim the Jerk, meet Sheldon the Shithead.

>> And have a $4 yard sale cutting board that needed nothing but a good
>douche and
>> a dime's worth of mineral oil end up costing $104. Moron.

That's how you ended up costing $0.44, Shel.

>Only to idiots like you. It was suggested that it be taken to someone
>local. A lot of high schools and/or community colleges teach woodworking
>and I'll bet it costs maybe $5. But that type of thinking is out of your
>league bitch.

I'd take off the feet (who needs 'em?), sand the top by
hand to remove the existing knife marks, wipe it all over
with cutting board oil (food grade mineral oil), toss it
in the oven at 200F for a few minutes to make sure it's
sterile, wipe off any excess oil with a paper towel,
and prepare to develop pride in ownership from then onward.

--Blair
"We could screw the feet on Sheldon's
head and then it wouldn't slip on
the toilet seat."