On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:10:00 GMT, "Mordechai Housman"
> wrote:

>"Bryce Utting" > wrote in message
...
>> Adam Funk > wrote:
>>>> Oh come on, you can't highlight and hit the delete key to remove the
>>>> cross
>>>> posts? Get Outlook Express for Dummies.
>>>
>>> Is that some kind of "mouse" manoeuvre? My newsreader doesn't do
>>> *anything* when I move my "mouse". Did you write that book?
>>
>> hmmmm: sounds like the same DLL hell problem my cousin had. try
>> deleting all DLLs in your Windows/system32 directory and see what
>> happens.
>
>If you're going to do that, might I suggest you also delete all those
>pesky EXE files, and INI files, and all that sort of thing. After all,
>they're only taking up space on the hard drive, doing the important
>things you want the computer to do.
>
>Boy I hope no one is actually obeying any of the instructions in this
>thread!

What kind of idiot would actually believe that those instructions were
posted with the intent that they be taken seriously?

Oh. Wait.

Um . . . sorry.

You can go back to seriously correcting those serious instructions
now.

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked