Skanky, stoned 46 year-old bus rider, wrote:

> > > How do I say this to you delicately?
> >
> > You could start by learning that there's no E in masturbation,
> > dumbass.
>
> Don't whiff off into a rant about spelling.

I didn't, moron. Learn to ****ing spell.

> > > I referred to the human-assisted masterbation
> >
> > Which you find acceptable when Karen does it to a bird, even if you
> > can't spell it. At 46, no less.
>
> You have been corrected about my age

You're in your mid-40s and can't spell masturbation.

> If you want to get technical about it, the bird sexually approached
> her, so if there is any abuse, the bird was the abuser!!!

Now you're blaming the bird just like she did.

> ...she consented to let her hand be used

Exactly, and that makes her a pervert.