"Lisa Ann" > wrote in message
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>> On Fri, 11 Aug 2006 23:12:34 +1000, Grinner wrote:
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>>> This seems like a pretty good group. Are most of you chefs?

> Welcome to the group, Grinner. Because we're not "real chefs" it
> means you can get "real-life" answers to cooking questions, not
> elaborate suggestions that require you to spend 95% of your taxable
> income on some exotic ingredient that can only be found under a purple
> toadstool in the dark of the new moon only in years that are divisible
> by 7.

You forgot that said ingredients can be prepared only by left-handed,
cross-eyed people.