Karen Winter, who openly admits she gave a hand job to a cockatiel, wrote:

> I'm going to explain at a little more length for you, Pearl, because I
> respect you and I value your opinion.

You neither respect her nor value her opinion.

> We thought about getting a mate for the crippled cockatiel after he
> got stronger, and it might have been a good idea, but we decided against
> it for several reasons.

1. You enjoyed letting him have sex with your hand.

<snip tap-dancing sophistry>

> If he wanted to use my hand as a sex toy, I wasn't going
> to forbid him.

Of course you wouldn't, you're a real sicko.