On Sat, 01 May 2004 16:09:04 GMT, "Peter Aitken"
> wrote:

>"Michael Odom" > wrote in message
.. .
>> Am I?
>>
>> Koyote conjured a new news server this week. I'm not sure it works.
>> Does anybody see me?
>>
>> OBCooking: I discovered an incredibly convenient gas line behind the
>> electric stove in the new house. Gas range, here we come!
>>
>
>Have you used gas before and know that's what you want? Then fine. But if
>you are getting one just because of the supposed "superiority" of gas, take
>a look here before you decide: http://www.pgacon.com/KitchenMyths.htm
>
>Peter Aitken
>
>
Have I used gas before? Sir! You cut me to the quick!

Why, I was cooking with gas back when we had to wait for the local
mastodon to fart so we could get enough pressure for the broiler.

I've been cooking with gas so long that Ken Burns wants to make a
documentary about me.

Mason Williams wrote "Classical Gas" about a pork chop I fried for
him.

Hell, the local gas company was first incorporated because they
perceived a lucrative market in my cooking habits.

Although there is no truth to the legend that I named it gas, I was
present when the term was coined as an acronym for "Grill And Sautee."

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