"Margaret Suran" > wrote in message
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> Nancy Young wrote:
>> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote
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>>> "Nancy Young" > wrote
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>>> There *are* some interesting people out there, though. Another
>>> lunch date - we'd just sat down and I took 2 aspirin from my
>>> briefcase and swallowed them. Told the lady it had been a rough
>>> morning and I had a headache. I swear - she just says "Hey - a
>>> cocktail and blowjob would fix that. My husband's not home till
>>> tomorrow". We finished lunch and I wished her luck in her quest.
>>> Talk about ruining the courtship ritual....damn. And, I like
>>> shooting handguns, but not being the target of someone else's.
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>> nancy
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> Oh, how terrible! How shocking! Didn't she know that this is
> something one doesn't do until the second date! )

If I weren't married, I would ask you out now on our second date. We
could always have our first date some other time.