Bailey Legull wrote:
> > What we need are stronger laws and bar association rules against filing
> > frivolous lawsuits.
> >
> > They acknowledge that the products in question have ingredient lists
> > and they don't allege that avocado was incorrectly or deceptively
> > placed on those lists.
>
> The problem is, the government has definitions for every kind of food.
> Ever wonder why Miracle Whip is a salad dressing rather than a
> mayonnaise? Or why Velveeta is, like, an Orange Pasteurized Non-Dairy
> Amalgam rather than Cheese? It's the law!

Introducing : Guac-im-ole', an avacado flavored food dip. Note, this
product contains less than 5% avacado. The majority of the product is a
congealed mixture of trans-fatty acids, high-fructose corn syrup, and
various preservative. Also includes artificial lemon flavor. Please see
your physician before injesting this product. Not liable for any health
problems stemming from use of this product.

Dean G.