Old Mother Ashby wrote:
> Mokosh wrote:
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> >"Old Mother Ashby" > wrote in message
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> >> * FEMALE POEM*
> >> I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
> >> One who loves to listen all day long,
> >> One who thinks before he speaks,
> >> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> >> I want him to be gainfully employed,
> >> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
> >> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> >> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> >> Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
> >> And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> >> I want this man to love me to no end,
> >> And forever be my very best friend.
> >>
> >> * MALE POEM*
> >> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
> >> With huge boobs
> >>
> >> who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat.
> >> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
> >>
> >>
> >
> >Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly!
> >MJ
> >
> >
> >
> >
> That's the general idea. I thought it was about time somebody lowered
> the tone around here ;-)
>
> Christine

You mean the various jokes du jour aren't low enough for you? <g>

maxine in ri
limbo---how low can _you_ go?