Mokosh wrote:

>"Old Mother Ashby" > wrote in message
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>> * FEMALE POEM*
>> I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
>> One who loves to listen all day long,
>> One who thinks before he speaks,
>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>> I want him to be gainfully employed,
>> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
>> And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
>> I want this man to love me to no end,
>> And forever be my very best friend.
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>> * MALE POEM*
>> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
>> With huge boobs
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>> who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat.
>> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
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>Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly!
>MJ
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That's the general idea. I thought it was about time somebody lowered
the tone around here ;-)

Christine