Dav wrote:
> On 13 Apr 2006 08:37:23 -0700, "Food Snob" > wrote:
>
> >I thought of a good ad campaign. It features people in situations
> >where a smelly fart would really ******** things up. Like a first
> >date, or being introduced to the president of the company, or many
> >other occasions. You do the set up, then comes the fart noise, then
> >the looks of grossed outedness on the faces, then the jingle, "Aw-oh,
> >he shoulda used Beano."
> >Kind of like those Southwest commercials, "Want to get away?"
> >
> >Thing is, most stations would refuse to run a commercial with a fart
> >noise.
>
> I'd really love to see an ad with a bunch of schoolkids (maybe a
> school choir) singing the 'beans, beans, good for your heart...' song
> - to advertise baked beans. It could be like one of those Marmite ads
> in the UK that slags off the product it's trying to sell in an ironic
> manner...
>
> We all know that beans make you fart - so why not use that as a
> selling point? Farting is pretty ****ing funny after all - in fact
> some people *love* to fart.
>
Some people are even into farts sexually. They'd of course be
anti-Beano.

--Bryan