On 13 Apr 2006 08:37:23 -0700, Food Snob wrote:

>
> sf wrote:
> >
> > Well, Beano is missing a good advertising campaign if they don't jump
> > on that bandwagon.
> > --
> >
> I thought of a good ad campaign. It features people in situations
> where a smelly fart would really ******** things up. Like a first
> date, or being introduced to the president of the company, or many
> other occasions. You do the set up, then comes the fart noise, then
> the looks of grossed outedness on the faces, then the jingle, "Aw-oh,
> he shoulda used Beano."
> Kind of like those Southwest commercials, "Want to get away?"
>
> Thing is, most stations would refuse to run a commercial with a fart
> noise.
>
Hmmmm. I'm picturing a church wedding scene. They wouldn't *have* to
include the noise, just do close-ups on faces of people whose space
has just been invaded by the odor. Think: SBD (silent, but deadly).
It would make better TV anyway... unless subtle is completely lost on
the buying public today.

Fart noises could be part of their radio advertising campaign,
however.



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