Why would people want to *eat* Jesus anyway? You know, they've had a
couple thousand years to knock the weirdnesses out of Christianity, and
they haven't gotten close. Like that weird Holy Ghost thing: what's
up with that? Why does God need that HG form? Does he have some kind
of split personality, like Jekyll and Hyde? Does he get some kind of
superpowers, like Wolverine? Is there something HG can do that the
other sides of the holy trinity can't do?