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Default Joke with food

In article >,
"Lefty" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >,
> > "Jo Ling" > wrote:
> >
> >
> > >
> > > "Lefty" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > In 1890, two guys were in town getting supplies for their prospecting

> camp
> > > > when they saw an old Indian sitting on a stoop. One guy recognized him

> and
> > > > said "See that old Indian over there, he has the world's best memory."
> > > > The
> > > > other guy seemed skeptical of this, so as they approached the Indian

> the
> > > > guy
> > > > said "Go ahead, ask him anything and see if he remembers it". All he

> could
> > > > think of was "What did you have for breakfast on December 12, 1865" to
> > > > which
> > > > the Indian replied "Bacon and eggs". The guy was still skeptical,

> saying,
> > > > "I'm not convinced. Maybe he eats that everyday for breakfast anyway."
> > > >
> > > > 30 years later the guys were paddling along on a lake and saw an

> Indian
> > > > camp. The skeptical guy said "Hey, there's that Indian we saw in

> town."
> > > > He
> > > > waved and called, "HOW".
> > > >
> > > > The Indian replied "Scrambled."
> > > > --
> > > > Lefty
> > > >
> > > > Life is for learning
> > > > The worst I ever had was wonderful
> > > >
> > > >
> > > Doesn't work here in the UK.
> > >
> > > I pictured someone from Delhi.
> > >
> > >

> >
> > So change the reply to "curried". ;-)
> > --

> You'd have to change the greeting to something that would elicit the
> "curried" response, I don't think "HOW" would work.


Depends on whether or not he spoke English...

"How" is not a native american word that I know of?
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