In 1890, two guys were in town getting supplies for their prospecting camp
when they saw an old Indian sitting on a stoop. One guy recognized him and
said "See that old Indian over there, he has the world's best memory." The
other guy seemed skeptical of this, so as they approached the Indian the guy
said "Go ahead, ask him anything and see if he remembers it". All he could
think of was "What did you have for breakfast on December 12, 1865" to which
the Indian replied "Bacon and eggs". The guy was still skeptical, saying,
"I'm not convinced. Maybe he eats that everyday for breakfast anyway."

30 years later the guys were paddling along on a lake and saw an Indian
camp. The skeptical guy said "Hey, there's that Indian we saw in town." He
waved and called, "HOW".

The Indian replied "Scrambled."
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Lefty

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