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"Lisa Ann" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> >
> > A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter
> > from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
> >
> > Dear Ricky,
> >
> > I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
> > just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since
> > you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
> > return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love Becky.......
> >
> > The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
> > snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
> > ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky,
> >
> > Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
> > collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that
> > envelope....along with this note:
> >
> > Dear Becky,
> > I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please
> > take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
> > Take Care, Ricky
>
>
> LOL - some of y'all might remember that this joke was used in an episode of
> MASH. Was funny then, still funny now.
>
> Lisa Ann
>
>

:-)
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Peace, Om.

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