"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
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>
>
> A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter
> from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
>
> Dear Ricky,
>
> I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
> just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since
> you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
> return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love Becky.......
>
> The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
> snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
> ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky,
>
> Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
> collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that
> envelope....along with this note:
>
> Dear Becky,
> I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please
> take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
> Take Care, Ricky
> --
> Peace, Om.

Also a part of a M*A*S*H episode. A good one, though.


>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack
> Nicholson