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OmManiPadmeOmelet[_1_] · **Joke Du Jour 03-06-06**

In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
> :
>
> >
> >
> > A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
> Letter
> > from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
> >
> > Dear Ricky,
> >
> > I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
> > just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since
> > you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
> > return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love Becky.......
> >
> > The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
> > snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
> > ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
> Becky,
> >
> > Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
> > collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that
> > envelope....along with this note:
> >
> > Dear Becky,
> > I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please
> > take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
> > Take Care, Ricky
>
> LOL!
>
> What's that saying? Turnabout is fair play?
>
> Andy

Indeed! :-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson