modom wrote on 14 Feb 2006 in rec.food.cooking

> On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:25:05 GMT, Puester >
> wrote:
>
> wrote:
> >> Do lobsters have feelings? The reason that I axe is that on a
cooking
> >> show recently(Mike Smiths') a live lobster was steamed to death. It
> >> was put into a pot with a little water and then covered and the heat
> >> turned on. Did this lobster suffer for a long time?
>
> >No. It pretended it was in a sauna after Mike whispered
> >the suggestion into its ear.
> >
> >I forgive you for axe-ing.
> >
> >In my experience lobsters feel depression, submersion,
> >sadness, grief, elation (many are bi-polar)and orgasm.
> >No pain, no regrets, no tension, and surprisingly,
> >no lack of taste.
> >
> Yeah, but they have very thick skins. I tried to insult one once and
> the little bugger just ignored me.
>
> Hey, maybe they have kill files!
>
> modom
>

Try harder...I got one to cry once...

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The eyes are the mirrors....
But the ears...Ah the ears.
The ears keep the hat up.