On Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:08:31 GMT, "Lisa Ann" >
connected the dots and wrote:

~"Wayne Boatwright" <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote in message
. 228.19...
~>
~> I don't want a gravestone. All I want is a pair of stone hands
clawing
~> their way through the turf, a hidden speaker yelling at people who
come
~> too close to stop standing on me, and an epitaph that reads, "I
knew this
~> would happen!"
~
~LOL - good luck finding a cemetery that will let you have such a
grave
~decoration! And if it's insisted that you have a "traditional" flat
marker
~or something...find someone who'll install a hinge on it that causes
it to
~fly up and hands reach out of it when someone stands at the foot -
that
~might make a good second choice.

Then when the mowers came around to tidy things up, the plaque would
destroy the blades, and the hands would get chipped.

~
~Sometimes I think I want my epitaph to read, "Where am I, where am I
going,
~and why am I in this handbasket?"
~
~Lisa Ann
~
If you still have this sense of humor when you near your final days,
be sure to prepay and have the stone ordered and prepared.

maxine in ri, where there's an old graveyard in almost every back
yard