"Wayne Boatwright" <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote in message
28.19...
>
> I don't want a gravestone. All I want is a pair of stone hands clawing
> their way through the turf, a hidden speaker yelling at people who come
> too close to stop standing on me, and an epitaph that reads, "I knew this
> would happen!"

LOL - good luck finding a cemetery that will let you have such a grave
decoration! And if it's insisted that you have a "traditional" flat marker
or something...find someone who'll install a hinge on it that causes it to
fly up and hands reach out of it when someone stands at the foot - that
might make a good second choice.

Sometimes I think I want my epitaph to read, "Where am I, where am I going,
and why am I in this handbasket?"

Lisa Ann