L'Espérance wrote:
> Nancy Young wrote:
>
> > "tofuqueen" > wrote
> >
> >
> >>Nancy Young wrote:
> >
> >
> >>>they seemingly can't crawl across that, cuts them up. Then, people
> >>>bury cups of beer up to the brim, the slugs crawl in to get the beer
> >>>and drown. I'd go for the last one, myself.
> >
> >
> >>Years ago, when we first tried the beer thing, I remember going to the
> >>store very early in the morning and buying the cheapest beer I could
> >>find. I wasn't about to buy some microbrews for them :-) So I was
> >>standing in line to pay at about 7am and I felt so TRASHY! 7am, cheap
> >>beer in hand. Of course I explained to the cashier it was for the
> >>slugs ;-)
> >
> >
> > (laughing) Sure, lady, whatever. Really freak them out and buy
> > baby stuff at the same time, they will think you're trash. Smoking
> > a cigarette, swilling a cheap beer and changing a diaper.
> >
> > nancy
> >
> >
>
> Yes but to successfully pull this off, you *must* dress appropriately.
> A tank top with no bra, stretch pants, and pink fuzzy slippers should do
> it. For added effect roll your hair up in curlers, doll on heavy
> make-up, and maybe a couple of those removable but realistic tatoos.
> Don't forget to talk very loud when you ask for a lottery ticket as
> well. This might be better done in a store where you don't normally shop

And that would end up being the day that I run into a client :-) With
the cheap beer in my hand. Both you and Nancy gave me a much needed
laugh...thanks!