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Dave Smith[_1_]

wrote:

> Help My College Fund
>
> Like all of us, I am filled with hopes, plans and dreams for the
> future. The All-American Dream, starting, owning and maintaining my own
> successful business is one of my life goals. Many factors including a
> good education, financial stability and opportunity are products of a
> chance for to succeed in business and beyond. Determination, desire and
> goal setting, are just a few examples of a will to succeed in life and
> beyond. A combination of a strong will and correctly placed opportunity
> are the fabrics of the success story of a lifetime.
>
> I myself can only provide one of the fabrics of "my success". Now, I am
> looking for an opportunity to prove myself worthy of your support, in
> whatever way, shape or form that you may see fit to grant me.
>
> Thank you for taking the time to visit me and hear my case. Now that
> you have come this far, I ask you to lend me the time to tell you a bit
> about myself, my life, my hopes and dreams for my future and what you
> may be able to do to help me build it.

I recommend that you go into the televegelism business so that you can find
a medium where you can tell you sob story and hope that maybe one person in
a thousand is stupid enough to send you money.