> I've never seen her serve up anything that wasn't
> enormous even by US standards.

Absolutely! Which could explain why she looks like a sausage in tight
clothes. And maybe it's diet pills that are making her twitch like a
sick cricket.

Frankly, though, I'm astonished she passes her crap off as "healthy."
Anything that includes a pound of cheddar cheese, a package of bacon,
or a bag of frozen french fries -- you know, 90% of her dishes -- can't
be called anything but a fat bomb.