On Sat 21 Jan 2006 11:39:16p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it I'll take
Italian?

> We have a local Chinese restaurant that does carry-out. I called
> yesterday to place an order, I asked for Fried rice and the guy says
> "no rice, eggroll" I responded that I didn't want an eggroll, but how
> about Chow Mein instead. The guy replies "no Chow Mein, eggroll" I was
> thinking this guy is an idiot when he says "special today..buy one
> eggroll, get free eggroll and sweet-sour sauce. I was starving at this
> point so I reluctantly agreed to the order. It took them 2 hours to get
> to my house. When he finally showed up I was surprised when he says
> "cover eyes, get eggroll" I did, and I felt myself turned around and
> felt my pants slide down as I was bent over the couch. When I turned,
> to my utter surprise I saw this Chinese man ****ing my ass laughing
> uncontrollably. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he replied
> "you get free eggroll and sauce too" Is this normal procedure for
> Chinese carry-out? Maybe I'll order Italian tonight?

Yep, perfectly normal. Apparently you haven't ordered Chinese before.
Better not try Greek carry-out.

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Wayne Boatwright տլ
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Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!