In article .com>,
"Sheldon" > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > In article >,
> > "Nancy Young" > wrote:
> >
> > > Seems to me after all this time they'd have figured
> > > out a way to fork split them so that the halves are just
> > > a teensy bit more even, not like 70/30?
> > >
> > > Just sayin.
> > >
> > > nancy
> > >
> > >
> >
> > I just slice 'em like a bagel...... :-)
>
> I suppose you don't get your nooky and cranny buttered too often.
>

No more than yours......
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Om.

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