Wayne's Chuckle of the Day
Nancy Young wrote on 15 Jan 2006 in rec.food.cooking
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> "Ophelia" > wrote
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> > "Nancy Young" > wrote
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> >> Ophelia, do you have woodchucks?
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> > SO says no
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> Hmmm. I guess he wouldn't have the answer to the age old
> question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
> woodchuck could chuck wood?
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> nancy
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none...woodchucks have no thumbs. They can't bowl worth a damn either as
they can't open the doors to their bowling locker to get their shoes out.
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The eyes are the mirrors....
But the ears...Ah the ears.
The ears keep the hat up.
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